Let’s be real.
You’re not booking this shoot because you’ve got your life together.
You’re booking it because you just deleted his number again and needed to feel something.

Good news? I’ve got you.

Pros of booking your boudoir shoot:

🥵 You’ll look so hot, your camera roll will need its own therapist
🚩 You’ll stop texting men with beige bedrooms (finally)
📸 I pose you head to toe—no “what do I do with my hands” panic attacks here
🧠 Your self-esteem will skyrocket and terrify everyone who ever ghosted you
🛒 You don’t have to buy new lingerie—I have an entire closet hotter than your toxic situationship
🧍‍♀️ It’s the best solo date you’ll ever go on (and no one will interrupt you to “circle back”)
🧃 Comes with professional hair + makeup, so you can pretend you’re not running on caffeine and girl rage
🫡 Your ex will 1000% stalk your pics and spiral. You’re welcome.

And the biggest pro?

✨You finally see yourself the way everyone else already does—hot, powerful, and way too good to be settling.✨